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Pay Demotivational Poster

life's little lessons -

TAGS: prepare to pay unexpected costs
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 30, 2016, 12:27 am
Thanks, Zeul! Haven't heard from you for awhile. Welcome back!
Zeul - May 29, 2016, 8:05 pm
Dizz you nailed it!!!
mizzdizz - May 29, 2016, 2:51 pm
I'm in CA. It depends on the type/severity of the fire and next nearest hydrant. It takes 15-20 minutes or more to get a tow truck and the line that hooks to the hydrant isn't very flexible. There's a lot of pressure involved. So yup, there's a reason.
CloudchaserS - May 29, 2016, 4:33 am
I hear that's standard operating procedure in Chicago. In every state, the law says the firekillers can damage whatever they need to in order to fight a fire
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 9:20 pm
Thanks, JW! I'll be in and out for the next few months. Gotta be a responsible adult type... hate that!
JesusWept - May 28, 2016, 12:39 pm
Brilliant! Welcome home, dizz! ^^^^^Up

It's 10 pm friday -

TAGS: beer paycheck
Rating: 4.57/5

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maoworks2 - February 5, 2016, 2:42 pm
Good One, 5 Drink Up L'S

INTERNET - Mine went down last night. The neighbor added a password.

TAGS: some day i ll pay
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Bovee - March 23, 2011, 7:58 pm
passwords: costing $35-80 per month.
steph1 - March 23, 2011, 3:18 am
a good friendly neighbor should go down without the correct password


THINK NOBODY CARES YOU ARE ALIVE - Try missing a couple of car payments ...

TAGS: nobody cares alive miss payments
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Budog

440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:47 pm
even like in the dells when your house washes out o the lake.
Budog - July 12, 2011, 11:22 pm
That, or don't file or pay your taxes, even if you are dead they will still come after you when it's the government. I just say, well I'll see you in hell...
440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:20 pm
never gets old


TAGS: major payne white rice storm
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

calvin5040 - June 16, 2012, 8:37 pm
Once I realized it was wrong it had already been approved
robbidos - June 15, 2012, 10:43 am
even i screwed it up, lol "white on rice on a paper plate and a glass of milk in a snowstorm"
robbidos - June 15, 2012, 10:39 am
"white on rice and a glass of milk on a paper plate" good one

PAYDAY - The best unchocolate bar

TAGS: payday
Rating: 2.18/5

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Yeah... -

TAGS: government shutdown furlough pay free
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - October 9, 2013, 11:40 am
Great usage of a clip from Office Space!! 5 Lions!

THIS MANY ZEROS - the cheque from Huaneng Power International had on it...

PAYDAY - Parties. Clubs. Cinema. Alcohol. I've got money to burn. Oh snap! Forgot my bills again.

YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS! - ....now where are those new shoes i can shred?


TAGS: friday payday smile happy
Rating: 3/5

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Signe - February 27, 2009, 3:47 am
Oh whatever it is, we must worship it!
Briton of Rose - February 26, 2009, 10:01 pm
It's a sea lion.
Signe - February 26, 2009, 6:53 pm
Or is it an otter?
Signe - February 26, 2009, 6:53 pm
Don't insult the awesome seal. It is perfect. Like a god or something.
Cubbybear - February 26, 2009, 6:52 pm
is that a seal or some kind of mutant dog thingy?
Signe - February 26, 2009, 6:07 pm
that is amsome!


TAGS: pzy gamble life no payout
Rating: 4.88/5

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dy2012 - January 15, 2013, 10:52 am
heavenly h** poster!5L

LOVE YOUR ELDERS - Pays... once they die


TAGS: free you always get what you pay for in one way or another
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

CANADA - May 20, 2010, 8:59 pm
now i almost wish my job did drug screenings lol 5L
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:57 pm
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:55 pm
TMI! TMI!!!!
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:55 pm
Ewwww. I don't want to know why they are sticky.
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:55 pm
yeah...it's that second....use...that gets them so sticky...
GreyScorpion - May 20, 2010, 6:54 pm
if your socks weren't so slicky, they wouldn't stick together
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:53 pm
so many of our....conversations? disagreements? well...they end up that way...or I'm sleeping in the truck again...
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:52 pm
It might work, depending on how you tell her. If you wake up on the floor 3 hours later, you didn't tell her correctly.
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:51 pm
Sorry GS, I'll bring some to work tomorrow, but they won't be this good. I'm not this good a cook, and I don't have any "special" ingredient at home.
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:50 pm
does that work for socks too? Cause then I could tell her I only left "one" on the floor...
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:49 pm
I only had one! FYI, if the brownies stick together it's considered "ONE" brownie! :)~
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:49 pm
gs...yer too short to see, but there are CLEARLY at LEAST two left
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:48 pm
Mmmmm, Newark! The Tacoma of the East!
GreyScorpion - May 20, 2010, 6:48 pm
jake!! 1 is not "a Few"
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:47 pm
i kept a few on the side for me...so help yourself. Yeah, been on a lot of busin ess trips...actually in Newark all this week.
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:47 pm
I left a few...
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:46 pm
no no no GS...thast was VODKA...
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2010, 6:46 pm
Beast! This is BEAST!
GreyScorpion - May 20, 2010, 6:46 pm
no!! you ate the entire last batch before the 2nd shift got off work last time. Remember that night? the night of the "i got nothin'" poster?
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:46 pm
Thanks for the browneeth! *crumbs falling from mouth* Good to thee you! Been a while!
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:43 pm
dont i always?!?!
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:42 pm
Did you bring enough for everyone?


TAGS: living fear getting away payback
Rating: 4.65/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 19, 2010, 9:04 pm
Funny, I used to think the same way... close my eyes.. no one can see me. Blind justice really, 5 lions for you!
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 3:56 pm
5L for the k**** make-up pic. 5L for the verse. 5L for the message. /3 = 5L?

PAYBACK - more than just a female dog



TAGS: it will pay off
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

DreMagnum - August 21, 2010, 1:34 pm
lol, you guys made me laugh
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 12:59 pm
Warning: objects in mirror are more insecure than they appear.
thatonechick - August 21, 2010, 12:56 pm
Not necessary... The SEM's will probably provide decent magnification.
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 12:55 pm
Ok... but if they bring the Hubble in on this...
thatonechick - August 21, 2010, 12:52 pm
MEDICAL microbiology. Those pictures are being used in the name of science!
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 12:50 pm
Microbiology? Are you making fun of the n**e pics I sent you?
thatonechick - August 21, 2010, 12:23 pm
That's true. I plan on sailing right through medical microbiology this semester...
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 12:18 pm
In his defense, TOC, those courses are considerably harder when you are without a professor at Online University Of Phoenix JuCo
thatonechick - August 21, 2010, 12:02 pm
Someone's mad that they flunked out of college.
Zook - August 20, 2010, 8:19 pm
you gotta be a idiot to need tutoring in organic chem.


TAGS: china day a man will pay 10dollar for a 5dollar item he needs a woman will pay 5dollar for a 10dollar item she doesnt need but its on sale
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

TED - March 19, 2010, 3:44 pm
That is because they have no REAL logic. They're like progs, it's all feeeeeeeel.
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:40 pm
Amen, Grey.
camden - February 10, 2010, 4:24 pm
Ooh an abacus, thats easy to understand!

PSYCHOLOGY CLASS - Now in session


I QUIT - When work means doing the same thing everyday, multiple times with no pay or even thanks.... It sucks. Turn around, show your back and walk away.

TAGS: google work pay quit hilaroius
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - August 21, 2011, 12:34 am
It's been fighting for more than a decade now... fighting to serve us :D ... thanks
mariand - August 20, 2011, 4:18 pm
never give up without fight...5L



ANTIQUES - Today's junk is tomorrows junk that some idiot will be willing to overpay for.

The Big Bang Theory -

TAGS: friends neighbors enemies b****slap payback
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Oldsod - June 2, 2014, 7:11 am
Profound. Sadly, my neighbors are also strangers.

Nothing Matters After A While -

TAGS: time calendar effort pay off
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 29, 2013, 6:08 am
Boy, does it ever. At around two I was made aware of ultimate departures. Took me another year to shed my blanky. Now, now I’m just scared of living too long.
Greeny - November 29, 2013, 4:02 am
Thank you Gary; does not the inevitable dirt nap loses some of its scariness with every passing day?
GaryO - November 28, 2013, 10:36 pm
Well……..profundity seems to mottle an already mottled brain…I hate (luv) you Greeny (….Ba5tard)


TAGS: baseball payback
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - September 27, 2013, 5:06 am
Miffed - lol
Airman - September 26, 2013, 10:51 pm
gracias senorita.. I was actually watching that live last night
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 7:48 pm

Absolutely PERFECT!!5HOMERS!~


TAGS: intended pay sins never afford
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Ism

CloudchaserS - April 3, 2013, 10:52 am
5L and IMO, this should also be posted to Religfake

Poor Old Gramps -

TAGS: elderly dining payment upfront dies
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 1:46 am
You are more than welcome to use it...just don't let them know it was me...teehee.
Iconoclast - July 4, 2013, 11:29 pm
So good that I would like to send it to the editor of our active 55 community newsletter - if that is ok with you
MissPriss - July 4, 2013, 4:57 pm
Well thanks hun! Glad you enjoyed it.
lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 4:41 pm


Supersize That? -

Slot Machines -

TAGS: slot machines gambling casinos no payoff
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 1:06 am
Ah, yes. Them especially.
falloutghoul - June 26, 2013, 8:44 am
What about US banks?


TAGS: mall santa kids terror pay
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 6:26 pm
Thanks mao!
maoworks2 - December 22, 2012, 6:19 pm
Great Picture 5 Ho Ho Ho's


TAGS: famous art pays gas bill
Rating: 4.31/5

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SteveFurlong - July 27, 2012, 5:54 pm
I'm always JUST FRIGGIN THRILLED when someone announces what others are allowed to do, say, think, or like. Well done there. I'm very demotivated at the thought that we are of the same species.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 27, 2012, 8:05 am
No one here agrees with you. You can stop whining now.
RealityCheck - July 27, 2012, 1:57 am
The point of a demotivational poster is to put a short, snappy slogan on a picture. A five line paragraph is not short nor snappy.
culos - November 13, 2010, 3:34 pm
Mmmkay, this makes it all better of course...as long as he wasn't German it's all right
VaeVictor - November 13, 2010, 3:25 pm
Hitler wasn't German, he was Austrian.
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 7:15 pm
5L, Bart.
jevita - July 28, 2010, 11:18 am
bad and funny
Faceplant31 - July 28, 2010, 1:47 am
Amazingly amsome bart, but obviously it wasn't enough to keep him from his breaking point. 5L
Sparrowgirl - July 28, 2010, 1:37 am
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 1:08 am
This is as indirectly dark and funny as one can get.
pzykosiz - July 28, 2010, 1:04 am
I won't be touching this subject, but still, 5L's


TAGS: play or pay
Rating: 4.26/5

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rerun - January 11, 2010, 8:31 am

Those RoyLaties are expensive.....do you know how difficult it is to get fresh Roy this time of year? I think they have to import it.
Ed-Hyde - January 11, 2010, 7:46 am
And let me be the first spelling nazi to comment. "Royalties". "RoyLaties" are what Roy orders at Starbucks.
Cubbybear - January 11, 2010, 2:13 am
How true and sad 5/5



VEILING A WOMAN'S FACE - It Is A Great Possibility Of Hiding Your Girl From Other Guys If You Are Afraid Of A Cheating Wife, Because Treating Her Well Is Not Your Best Attribute

TAGS: i would pay to see if the rest of her is as gorgeous as her eyes
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by forseti

culos - April 15, 2010, 4:13 am
They will have a mustache for sure. Only way to find out is to give it/her/him a squeeze I guess....
Me_ - April 14, 2010, 2:55 pm
Ever wonder if some of the women under burkas are really men.



TAGS: extreme paychecks
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

BoneCD - June 22, 2009, 4:09 pm
Maybe later
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2009, 3:53 pm
I'm a Pro-crastinator will anybody pay me for that?
mooooooooooooooooo - June 22, 2009, 3:18 pm
Especially prostitution. 5 lions

TROYPAY - Look at how much happier Troy was when he was around Sharpay.

THROW OUT YOUR HANDS - Stick out your tush Hands on your hips Give 'em a push

TAGS: now pay attention faggots
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - August 17, 2009, 8:49 pm
And Blazing Saddles for the Cosmic Win! ... aned that's way to do the Varsity crawwwwllll. (hope that's at least close)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 6:33 pm
5 Lions...This is how you make a funny poster with politicians in it without being a lame politifake folks. Take notes from Airman, he's got it down.


SELF APPOINTED POLITICAL POLICE - "I will get a Bush back in office, or my name isn't Wilbur Terrence Franklin Oswald"

TAGS: payback s a b****
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Sean - June 29, 2009, 12:01 am
"Oh Jeepers H. Chinchillas ... have ya seen the state of the GOP lately?! I'm gonna need more SOCK PUPPETS!" -- Wilber Terrence Franklin Oswald (during recent Tea Bag related protest)
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 10:57 pm
BTW, TTH. If you'd like to see an example of a funny poster of mine, I'm partial to the one titled "sock puppets".
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 10:13 pm
um when you see it.... you will need prunes
moooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 10:12 pm
Yeah, wheres? the sh** at Obama or a good racial slur? No g** test? or Chuck Norris comment, not even a tunnel. Are you sure you're on the right site?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 10:10 pm
Thank you sir your praise means a lot to me.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 10:06 pm
Not a bad attempt, TTH. Not good, but not bad either.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 10:04 pm
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 10:04 pm
oh and brrrr ribbit

HEY! - That's not a Nokia 8800! I looked it up! Graffiti lied to me...

Ok w/ It -

TAGS: pay bill phone verify ok
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 25, 2015, 12:17 pm
been there
concern3 - July 25, 2015, 10:25 am
well said, a 5er

Small Kegs -

TAGS: kegs beer paycheck money poor
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2016, 1:14 am
Sometimes the creative juices just don't flow. Had to call the plumber to get the funny going. Lol.
MissPriss - May 26, 2016, 11:22 am
We sell this thing called an extreme king at the store. Might as well be a keg...chug, chug chug! Where ya been crotchety?
Silverheart - May 26, 2016, 6:35 am

I only drank one beer! Mini keg, still counts as one!

To the tune of 'Deck the Halls' -

TAGS: tis the season to pay taxes ugh
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 12, 2015, 8:26 am
'Turbo' geeeeezus, the start of another great day
GaryO - February 12, 2015, 8:24 am
I so love TuroTax. 1. Whud ya make? 2. Send it in.
lgvernon - February 11, 2015, 5:06 pm

Been working on mine since before the New Year. Last year I received a refund check for a little over 23K. Contacted the IRS and did not cash the check. Turns out they put someone else's estimated tax payment in my account.

Ring Doorbell -

Overnighter -

TAGS: payment woman h**el price extras
Rating: 4.78/5

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demon001 - March 1, 2015, 7:33 pm
GaryO - February 27, 2015, 6:50 am
MissPriss - February 27, 2015, 1:13 am
Maybe difficult to explain, but, easily understood (snickering to self as she types this)?
lgvernon - February 27, 2015, 12:07 am

Looking at this, it would be so easy to slip someone else's avatar's head between those clawlike fists...5L, funny funny!
rerun - February 26, 2015, 8:35 pm

Thanks, that would have been rather difficult to explain to the Mrs.
MissPriss - February 26, 2015, 2:40 pm
Sorry for using your avatar lg...but it just didn't quite seem to work with rerun's.

Listening -

TAGS: paying attention boring people conversations talking pointless speech
Rating: 4.71/5

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concern3 - October 8, 2015, 11:04 am
unfortunately I know exactly what you're talking about